okay so i wanted some rice pudding and i had the tin, but not the tin opener so i looked round every fucking inch of the house for it, but it’s not there, mums not even home so i go sofar as to look upstairs for this goddamned tin opener, and i haven’t had fuck all all day so im pretty desperate…
Kat Dennings’ curves appreciation post
in which we are all Tom
cuddling is probably one of the most passionate forms of love there is because you just feel so safe and close to the person and it feels like all your worries go away and it’s one of the greatest feelings in the world
I’ll inject you with a serum that stimulates the part of your brain that processes fear. […] It induces a hallucination, and the transmitters in the serum allow me to see the images in your mind.
Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick