MICHAEL CINCO Couture Fall 2013
"If I accidentally closed doors as often as I close browser tabs I would probably just give up and go live in the woods."
- Caldwell Tanner (via collegehumor)
how to have a flat stomach
- remove all of your organs
200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am
(Source: religiousmom, via momoandmimi)
Women are sharing their comebacks to instances of everyday sexism
and it’s amazing
but wait there’s more
omg and then
"Why, is your nose bigger than your dick?" OMFG so good!
(Source: left-sock, via momoandmimi)
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.
student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.